I have a theory that overly baggy pants originated during the days of "Please Hammer don't hurt 'em". Although all of the boys I see running around with their pants crouch down to their shins will never admit that the great M.C. may have fathered their fashion sense, I stick by my theory. However, my theory does not explain how one can comfortably get through their day in such ill-fitting attire. How can you not get extremely annoyed with the sensation that your pants are falling off? At first I theorized that perhaps they were not as baggy as I thought, but I mistakenly walked in on a baggy pants subject as he was unloading his vehicle, and he quickly had to hike his pants back up before I mocked his tighty whities.
If you have any theories, please post. I'm hoping to publish my theory to the masses.
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