Here my friends is an example of a gift I have recently received:
Believe it or not, this illustration is actually much more stylish than the terry cloth seafoam (think 70's bathroom tile) number I unwrapped. Please note the easy to use snap buttons and flared skirt...it's almost an empire waist... I'm not knocking this style for someone who's pushed watermelon sized items out of their non-watermelon sized items, but jeez, I'm saving this little diddy for at least 80.
Yes, I realize the model is not 80, but she is getting paid. Pay me a few thousand dollars and I'll wear one in yellow denim.
Here is an example of a new theme called, "Jinny owns a cat, therefore she LOVES cat stuff"
One more of an item of this type will send me over the edge.THE EDGE PEOPLE!!!!
To sum up, I like clothing with non-snap buttons and a waistline and I abhor cat stuff. Dog stuff isn't any better.
I also don't like logos, prints, popular music, the color yellow, carnations, Carnie Wilson, clowns, movies with Gwyneth Paltrow, Doom, olives, and egg slicers.
Thank you, and please don't hate me.
3 comments:
Jinny, I believe you may be just one "get-off-my-damn-lawn-you-meddling-kids" away from being the Old Crazy Cat Lady.
uh oh, perhaps I'm already on the edge.
I would gladly welcome Sophia on my lawn if I had one. She could even poop on it.
:-)
...be careful what you wish for. She's only 10 weeks old and she already hold the Guiness Record for "Distance Pooping"...
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