Who needs cable television when I have the women's bathroom? During my daily visits, I experience the soap opera drama of 20-something heartbreaks, and learn about nuggets of pop culture information, such as pop collars.
Wait a second, you don't know what popped collars are?! Zut alors!
Since most of you don't have my exclusive access to the women's bathroom, let me feel you in on what this rising phenom is all about...
Step 1, you must have a collar.
Step 2, you must intentionally lift the collar up to surround your neck.
Step 3, you must wear your lifted collar around me so I can snicker and point at you.
If you're still not clear on popped collars, please visit Flickr's Popped Collar group.
I'd love to write more, but I have to go to the bathroom for another dose of information.
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...the 80's are making a comeback?! Next thing you know, we'll all be pinch-rolling our pants and layering our socks...*gag*
If you're feeling like pimp, gone pop ya collar up.
I used to wear my collar up in my old band's photo shoots, but I also used to wear ascots and eye liner so what does that tell you...
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